Monday, July 31, 2023

Self-Publishing Checklist by Jane Friedman

Writing + Reference

Source: https://janefriedman.com/

Direct link: https://janefriedman.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Self-Publishing-Checklist.pdf

She seems to be looking at things mostly from the viewpoint of a more experienced (self published) author, but otherwise this should offer some help to all aspiring writers. One suggestion: get your editing and your covers arranged a bit earlier...

Netflix - Warrior Nun - Season 2

Series Review

Oh dear. Season 1 was promising, and had some interesting plotlines. An interesting ending. Lots of possibilities for a great season 2.

And then season 2 actually happened.

Monday, July 24, 2023

Netflix - The Imperfects

Series Review

Just a single season, YA, and a bit tight on budget, yet quite promising.

Unfortunately, there won't be a second season. I personally think it deserved one, but I can live with it the way it is.

Sunday, July 23, 2023

Improving the Blog / Verbeter dit Blog

English: Blogger is free, but a bit inflexible, so I added some information to the 'about' pages.

Dutch: Blogger is gratis maar soms wat onhandig, daarom heb ik de 'about' pagina aangevuld met wat extra informatie.

 

Friday, July 21, 2023

Closed versus spaced Ellipses, and spaces around Em-dashes

Writing + Reference

If your work uses any em-dashes (—) or ellipses (...) you may have considered the following conundrum: should you enclose them with spaces, or not? And should you space out the ellipse . . . or not?

Well... it depends.

Monday, July 17, 2023

Netflix - Wednesday

Series Review

Are you old enough to remember the old Addams' Family? You might have seen one of the replays, or read any of the cartoons. Skip the nineties-something movie, and forget about the animated series. What you need is the original, weird stuff. So, where does the Netflix series sit?

Sunday, July 16, 2023

Free Online Cover Creator

I create and edit my covers in good ol' Photo Impact, with a dash of Krita on the side.

I've shared this link in the past (3D book mockup covers) but did you know there's a full fledged online cover editor as well?

Saturday, July 15, 2023

ImmPrep v1.01x / Pandoc / UTF8 & PureBasic

Writing

I've updated immprep.exe, fixing two small bugs, and adding Word (.docx) support. Note that the command line parameters have changed, to allow for more flexibility, and support for other TTS applications (not yet implemented, but it's easier to do now). When working on Word support I ran into a few issues (for the full story and latest version of ImmPrep read on).

Monday, July 10, 2023

The wordcount of (bestselling) novels is decreasing every year

This is a follow-up to Book & Chapter Sizes.

I found some information on the size of best selling books, and it seems they're getting shorter and shorter. Is that Twitter, or do readers simply have less time these days?

Netflix - Locke & Key

Netflix has a habit of killing off promising fantasy series. Some barely make it past the first season, some get a few episodes more, but to be honest, Netflix (just like all the other streaming services) rarely give a series the chance to grow on people.

And so they killed this one as well. Fortunately, the core plot was done before the series was canceled.

Saturday, July 8, 2023

Twitter reading limits... are a good thing!

Column

Elon Musk is still messing around with Twitter (aka the sewer of the Internet) and this time he has irked the user base by imposing limits.

I applaud his actions.

Land en taal wijzigen op Amazon in 2023 - voor ebooks en audiobooks! (Dutch)

Amazon + Dutch

Amazon is de grootste (online) boekhandel ter wereld, maar als Nederlandse gebruiker is niet altijd alles even duidelijk.

Een paar tips voor het veranderen van land, webwinkel en taal.

Dit is een update op de oude post.

Lees meer...

Monday, July 3, 2023

A few hours after the closure of the race in Austria (at the Red Bull ring) a number of drivers got additional time penalties, leading to a shuffling of the race results.

During the race Hamilton complained about Verstappen, and I joked that it would be quite the joke if it was actually Hamilton who would get an extra penalty... and he did 🤔😒😂🤣

Anyway. It's tough. But let's be a bit pragmatic... maybe it doesn't matter as much as some claim.

Netflix - The Mother

Movie Review

Standard action flick with Jennifer Lopez as a former agent who went undercover to protect her newly born child, and has to protect the orphaned kid fifteen years later.

For a standard Netflix action flick, it’s surprisingly good (if a bit predictable). But the most important question isn't answered: how the hell does Jennifer Lopez keep in shape?

Sunday, July 2, 2023

Windows 10 suddenly stops reacting to WOL

Windows

Why does Microsoft keep doing these things? My home server (a Windows 10 box) ran perfectly fine, and woke up when requested. And then, suddenly, it doesn't respond to a WOL anymore.

Possible reason: Windows 10 decided that their limited default Windows-provided driver was better than the custom, certified driver provided by Asrock.

Unfortunately, re-installing the original driver did NOT restore WOL functionality. Why, Microsoft, oh why... Anybody help?!?

Saturday, July 1, 2023

Wallpaper - Magical Library

Wallpaper

Last month's wallpaper was a whopping 10kb, this one is actually the largest in my (small) collection, at 2.5 Mb. As usual I have no clue where it came from 😓 and feel bad for the original artist.

(Click on image to enlarge.)

Friday, June 30, 2023

Bad (or Interesting) Book Covers - Part 5

Writing

Warning: 18+, not suitable for work and the faint of heart.

More covers from the Internet, trying to find a few good and bad examples...

This is the final installment, and we're counting down to number one, insulting a few politicians and Microsoft along the way. Yes. Things are getting bad. Very bad. 18+ and only the strong of mind should travel onwards from this point!

Wednesday, June 28, 2023

Alice Hoffman - Practical Magic

Audiobook Review + Movie Review

"The Beloved Novel of Love, Friendship, Sisterhood and Magic". Right. They missed a single word in that description: boring.

Because, I'm sorry, but because that's what it is. Boring. It starts somewhere, it goes somewhere, and it ends somewhere. I made it three quarters through, trying to figure out what was so great about the story, and gave up.

Fortunately, there's also a movie... is there?

Tuesday, June 27, 2023

Bad (or Interesting) Book Covers - Part 4

Writing

Warning: 18+, not suitable for work and the faint of heart.

I grabbed a few book covers from the Internet, trying to find a few good and bad examples... Some are fake. Some are funny. Some are bad or disturbing in many ways.

This is the fourth installment, and today we'll cover the best 'sex sells' covers. Well, maybe not the best, and perhaps not the best selling... Just don't forget to bring your notebooks and eyewash.

Monday, June 26, 2023

Richard Kadrey - Sandman Slim 2 - Kill the Dead

Audiobook Review

You can't kill the dead. Well, it turns out you can. With a bit of training.

You know what's worse though than killing dead? Next to being kicked out of hell and finding out you're not entirely human? That must be staying a virgin after meeting your favorite porn star, but I guess that's only a problem if your name is Jason Stark.

Thursday, June 22, 2023

Bad (or Interesting) Book Covers - Part 3

Writing

Warning: 18+, not suitable for work and the faint of heart.

I grabbed a few book covers from the Internet, trying to find a few good and bad examples...

We're now entering the domain of fan fiction, and as most aspiring authors have little money, little art talent, or both (I firmly belong in that category), they'll have to rely on affordable pre-made covers, a little photoshopping, or old fashioned felt tip pens and crayons to get the message across.

Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Do you know who's losing the streaming wars? You!

Column

With Netflix continuing to increase their pricing, the offer of HBO Max looked pretty good... Who doesn't want a lifelong 50% discount, great series and a bunch of movies? And so, I subscribed.

I might cancel any day now. When HBO Max becomes Max, and all the good stuff disappears in exchange for crappy reality stuff... 

Tuesday, June 20, 2023

Bad (or Interesting) Book Covers - Part 2

Writing

Warning: 18+, not suitable for work and the faint of heart.

I grabbed a few book covers from the Internet, trying to find a few good and bad examples...

Time may not always have been kind to some covers, because the meaning of the words may have changed. Or they were deliberately chosen, or these are completely fake. It's the internet, after all, and nothing you find on the internet can be trusted these days.

Monday, June 19, 2023

Obert Skye - Wizard for Hire - Wizard for Hire / Apprentice Needed / Magic Required

Audiobook Review

The first book was outstanding, so my hopes for the sequels were... limited. You know how that is, don't you? Great first book, mediocre second, horrible third...

Fortunately, Obert Skye manages to deliver a good sequel and a proper conclusion. These are books for kids, but still enjoyable by adults. How's about that for a change?

Sunday, June 18, 2023

My Perry Rhodan Collection

Book Review

Can you imagine... I actually have 1000 issues of Perry Rhodan on my bookshelf. And I haven't even read most of them!

That made me wonder... When should I ever read them? It's 2017 now, and if I would read one every week that would take me 20 years to read them all. Will I still be able to read them at that old age?

And even... If I want to ever read them, I'd better start now before it's too late! So, let's start before I get too old to find my glasses...

Saturday, June 17, 2023

Bad (or Interesting) Book Covers - Part 1

Writing

Warning: 18+, not suitable for work and the faint of heart.

So, I grabbed a few book covers from the Internet, trying to find a few good and bad examples... Some are fake. Some are funny. Some are exemplary cases of bad taste.

Ready? Hold on to your socks, keep the vinegar at hand to wash your eyeballs, because here are twenty-five... interesting book covers...

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

HBO Max - Peacemaker

Series Review

Peacemaker is completely silly, rude, irreverent, immature, and yet it’s fun. If you like foul-mouthed superhero stuff like Deadpool, then this is your thing.

John Cena stars as Peacemaker, reprising his role from The Suicide Squad.

Monday, June 12, 2023

Marko Kloos - The Palladium Wars 01 / 02 - Aftershocks (2019) / Ballistic (2020)

Audiobook Review

A Scifi story taking place in a single-star system (I think, it wasn't clear to me at first) where three different planets fought a fourth one.

Book one isn't about that war, but about what happened afterward, fifteen years later.

Wednesday, June 7, 2023

Disney+ - Hawkeye

Series Review

Disney has a lot of new Marvel series, and keeps adding to them. There’s Wandavision, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Loki, What If, and now Hawkeye.

Hawkeye received a somewhat mixed reception, but I liked it, although it had two problems: the ending was a bit rushed, and Kingpin seemed to be fully out of character, and surely lacking style. A straw hat? On Kingpin?!? Nah.

Monday, June 5, 2023

Elliot Kay - Poor Man's Fight - Poor Man's Fight / Rich Man's War / Dead Man's Debt / ...

Audiobook Review

Good, typical space opera, but without the endless stupidities. Hey, that's something for a change!

Although this is military SF, it escapes some of the typical pitfalls, especially the young hero climbing through the ranks and becoming the general. Finally a (military SF) series that doesn't do that!

Thursday, June 1, 2023

Wallpaper - SF.028

Wallpaper

In the old days of echo-mail, and 14k4 modems, and Fido... ah... there once was an echo ('newsgroup') called SF.028.

It was... great. I can't explain why. This is a little reminder to those days, the peaceful world before the Internet came... Unsurprisingly, this wallpaper clocks in as a .JPG of nearly 10 kb. Huge! 😂

Click on the image to enlarge, or check out the other wallpapers... 

 

Saturday, May 20, 2023

Logitech Music Server / SqueezeBox / LMS - invisible entries on random lists and skipping songs

Datatalk + Music + Squeezebox

Yes. Old technology, but it's still working.

I have some issues lately, so I'm now trying to troubleshoot my ages-old installation. The problems that I've seen:

1. Random play doesn't list the right tracks

2. Sometimes the last bit of a song is skipped

Sunday, May 14, 2023

3D Book Cover Mockup and Print Resolution

I've posted about this before, but wanted to show what can be done with some post processing.

You'll find the online tool here: https://diybookcovers.com/3Dmockups/

Sometimes, however, you want to stand out, or fix possible issues.

Wednesday, May 10, 2023

Character Names - Fighting Baseball (SNES)

Gaming

If one doesn't have the license to the official names, then why not simply make up some? That's what EA Sports did in Japan, back in 1994. And aren't they great?

Who doesn't remember the legendary Sleve McDichael, Jeromy Gride, or my all-time favorite, Bobson Dugnutt?

More info on Reddit, Wikipedia, Slate and Dragonfriends.

Sunday, May 7, 2023

The (Dis)honest Romance Writer

Writing + Reference

The following is a completely dishonest, biased, male-viewpoint, misogynistic, unfair and unhinged :-) approach to writing romance. So, take it for what it is: a very cynical outlook on (broken) hearts.

And before I start: there is nothing wrong with reading or writing romance! If you like it, go for it! It's not better or worse than other genre, in any way.

Monday, May 1, 2023

Wallpaper - The Future Unexpected

Wallpaper

I bet this isn't the future Marty McFly had in mind when he boarded his DeLorean... Let's hope this never comes to pass...

(Click image to enlarge.)

More wallpapers...


Thursday, April 27, 2023

OBS to Whatsapp using Droidcam Virtual Output (and a little Droidcam-X)

Datatalk + OBS + Virtual Webcam.

WhatsApp doesn't support virtual cams, so to get OBS to work with WhatsApp on your PC takes a few extra steps.

More information here: https://obsproject.com/forum/resources/droidcam-virtual-output.1580/

Step by step instructions in this post, and a 2026 update here.

Sunday, April 23, 2023

Picking a Title

How do you pick the perfect title for your story, well... here's an attempt to set some basic rules and make it easier...

(Warning: don't take this too seriously.)

Friday, April 21, 2023

Playstation Plus - The Search for Spock (Dutch)

Gaming + Dutch

Lui? Deze link zou rechtstreeks moeten werken... als de site sindsdien niet verandert is...

https://www.playstation.com/nl-nl/ps-plus/whats-new/#monthly-games

Maar... vind Sony het nou leuk om abbonnement houders te pesten? Ik snap het wel, door iets te verstoppen hopen ze dat je zo lang mogelijk op hun website rond hangt, en daardoor per ongeluk misschien iets anders koopt... Maar... klantvriendelijk is het niet.

Tuesday, April 18, 2023

Rewrite! Rawhide! (Rewriting made me do it)

Writing

Nightly endless writin'

The daylight rarely sightin'

Rewrite!

Ignoring things that matter

...

Read More...

Sunday, April 16, 2023

Writers beware, scammers are everywhere!

Once you've written something you want to publish it.

There are too many predatory websites out there, that may or may not have your interests at heart. Some will outright steal your stuff, others will never pay, or give you very bad conditions.

Also, steer clear of 'Vanity Press' outfits. Real publishers never ask you money to publish your works!

Monday, April 10, 2023

Questions you (never) want to answer as an author

Writing.

Questions you (never) want to answer as an author...

The following came up on Discord on the Wattpad+ server:

Q1. Who or what is the author / book / series / show / movie you stole the most from?

Read more...

Sunday, April 9, 2023

TTS - Close Encounters of the Third (Eleventh) Kind

Writing / Datatalk / TTS.

Well, it's not really that alien 😇 but I think this is my third post with TTS examples, and this time I've added a longer sample, using a free ElevenLabs account. Now all it needs is pricing to go down.

Here's the first page of Kind's Kiss.

All TTS related posts


Saturday, April 8, 2023

Weaving threads and adding filler ('Beefing Up')

Writing.


If you need to 'beef up' the story, for whatever reason, you might be able to use this recipe:

Friday, April 7, 2023

You Know Nothing About Writing, Language, nor Grammar!

Writing + Reference

I know nothing! Indeed I don't! You are absolutely right!

So, here's a collection of links that are way better than anything I can ever come up with...

(Of course, I added all these links in my Touch Portal setup, so they're only a tap away, but you could just as well store them as links on your desktop. I keep a somewhat curated selection here as well.)

Monday, April 3, 2023

TTS (Text to Speech) Examples - The Sequel

Writing / Datatalk / TTS.

There are many TTS engines, web interfaces, and programs out there. But... some are quite expensive, others have poor voices, and you can't always be sure of what's 'in the tin', because they won't give you a free trial first.

I don't have the money nor the time to do an extensive review (hey, someone willing to sponsor me? 😁) but I needed to do *some* investigation for one of my (writing-related) projects.

Read on for the results, and the samples I recorded.

Saturday, April 1, 2023

Windows Version (and retrieving keys, upgrade tricks, and pitfalls)

Windows

Notes to figure out what version of Windows you have, and what combos can be upgraded.

Formatting, Punctuation and Spelling - Programming the Brain

Writing + Reference

This post is pretty much a rehash, but I just can't stress it enough: formatting, punctuation and spelling are more important than you think.

I know I'm a bit contrary to the larger group who stress that it's all about content. About story and plot and characters and worldbuilding, and in the end it is.

But... if the basics are not there, even the best story doesn't matter! Read on why...

Wallpaper - Can't Fit In

Wallpaper

I never could.

I know as a wallpaper this one's excessively small. WallX makes it barely acceptable using either fade, or dots+blur. The point here, however, is the message: not everyone fits in. (Click image to enlarge.)

More wallpapers...


Monday, March 27, 2023

Launch applications from Touch Portal (or any other launcher) and force them to the front

Datatalk + Touch Portal

No matter how hard you try, sometimes Windows 11 doesn't let you push a window to the front. It can drive me nuts!

Why doesn't Windows have a, per application, setting to allow that specific application to be brought to the front by other apps and itself? It would save a lot of headaches.